I suck. I'm so sorry. I suck so bad. It's been so long. I swear I have some really cool things in the works, some from some other really cool writers. I suck so bad. Ugh, I feel so bad. there's more On a Precipice coming, and some poems, and another couple narratives. But I acknowledge that I've been lazy. I've been caught up in the transition to summer, and there has been so much going on lately. In the meantime, here's an apology poem.
Hi, I'm Phoebe and I totally suck
I'm sure you consider me a lazy shmuck
If you wanna leave this site I understand
but if you're a writer could you give me a hand?
even if you're not, I'd appreciate the help
amateurs are awesome, just give me a yelp
the contact box is on another page
go to it and see, it's all the rage
you can get in contact and send me a story
just please don't send me anything overly gory
thanks! and I hope we're still friends
but I totally suck, so this poem has to end
I'm sorry, and I totally and completely suck. See you when I next publish something!