Now, let me preface this by saying this is just a fun experiment of mine. I don't actually know how to spell things phonetically.
aiv alwez luvd werdz
ther pawerfol
the mek up evrething
the kan chenj yer opinyun
the kan mek yu fal in luv
the kan mek yu fal awt uv luv
the kan help yu kop
the mek yu krayzi
the kan bi und agaynst yu
yu kan us them tu yor advantuj
the ar thee gretest wepan
the mek no sens
the mek muni
the end worz
the start worz
the kil
the explan
the giv
the tak
the end
the bigin
the fir
the ly
the chit
the steel
the mangel
the hurt
the wish
the kriet
the destroy